A gynecologist - Seeing it All

I've really got to hand it to the men that decide that they want to be a gynecologist.

I wonder if they just wake up one morning and decide to do it? I know there is a lot of money to be made, but I just couldn't do it.

I couldn't imagine what it's like to be married to a gynecologist either. It would be pretty akward, especially if you friends and mother went to him lol.

I thought I'd share these gynecologist jokes with you.

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?" "No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help. A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again. The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?" He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!"

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman “In what position was the baby conceived ?” “He was on top “, she replied. “You will have a boy!” the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. “I was on top “, was the reply. “You will have a baby girl. ” said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. “Whats the matter ?” asked the doc. “Am I going to have puppies ?”…..

Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.' 'Oh why, is that where the job's is located?' 'No sir - that's where the end of the applicants line is!'

Imagine taking a visit to the gynecologist, just to find out he's not really one? No, this isn't a joke.

Zalman Silber, 40, is a wealthy business man from Monsey. His real career is as a a well-known philanthropist. Apparently this man acted like he was a Park Avenue Gynecologist. He had the women to change and go into an examining room. He then looked at their breasts, genitals, and did a rectal exam. How strange and weird could a person get?